Ek Din Santa Jangal Ke Raste Se Ja Raha Tha "To Chudail Ne Use Roka Aur Kaha Ha Ha Ha..Main Chudail Hu" Santa Bola "Mujhe Pata Hai Kyonki Teri Ek Bahan Meri Bivi Hai
Santa Ko Rota Dekhkar Banta Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Santa: Maine 2 Tan Ka E.Si (AC) Kharida Ghar Aakar Vajan Kiya To Sirf 35 Kilo Ka Nikala
Santa Shadi Men Khana Khane Gaya Aur Salad Ka Counter Dekhkar Vapas Bahar A Gaya Banta Bhi Usi Samay A Gaya Aur Pucha "Kya Hua Aap Baahar Kyon A Gae?" Santa: O Yaar Abhi To Sabji Kat Rahi Hai
Jito: Itni Sharab Na Piya Karo Tumhari Saanso Tak Se Badbu Aati Hai Yahi Haal Raha To Tumhen Nark Me Bhi Jagah Nahin Milegi Santa: Tu Meri Chinta Mat Kar Main Saanse To Yahin Par Chhodkar Jaunga
Santa Ne Pan Kharid Kar Jito Ko Khane Ke Liye De Diya Jito: Aapne Apne Liye Kyon Nahin Liya? Santa: Main Iske Bina Bhi Khamosh Rah Sakta Hu
Santa Panjab University Men Karmchariyon Ke Liye Aarakshit Shauchala Men Gaya Andar Seet Par Baitha To Samne Likha Hua Tha Ki "Itna Jor Padhai Par Dete To Aaj Kisi Achchi Seet Par Baithe Hote"A